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This EP Has 22 Minutes​.​.​.

by Tall Pork

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Out here hope could be a mistake man Pain, failure, disappointment, frustration Laying stretched out on my back fucking wasted Full of self doubt off track you can taste it Have no fear, dope will lead you astray man Blaze all year to the point of debasement Rage at your tears till you crack from the weight then It's bullshit but you're back the next day Hope could be a mistake Your positivity's fake Crack a beer, spark a blunt Then spit in your face Why all the harsh looks Stop peeling the paint Before you hit the wall Visceral feeling your fate Hope could be a mistake Out in the wasteland, hope is a waste man Too bloated to taste you’re too far for grace man Laying stretched out with dirt on my face In a murderous place It's gonna hurt when I wake up
2.
Millions of morons, belligerent pawns Of a lying sack of shit, and a false god Eager for bloodshed, heathens who love death Crying like a bitch for a lost cause Red pill cloroquine riddled with toxins Dying in a ditch for a podcast Your blood's red like any other human You think you're special but it just won't last You won't die for the truth But you'll kill for a lie High and mighty On the pills they supply Try and fight me you're pitiful, I'd Rather die for the truth than kill for a lie It's been a long time stringing us along Like a beaten dog hiding in a crawl space I may be wrong but I think that this song Is another pine log on the fireplace I burn slow suicide on the go Cause I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place Before long you'll be burning along Lighting the dark with the sparks of a mind blazing It's a pitiful world full of assholes It'll change but it's gonna be gradual So vain like a king in a castle Time to topple the wall It's a pitiful world full of assholes It'll change but it's gonna be gradual So vain like a king in a castle Time to topple them all
3.
Everyone around me Thinks that I'm a prick You don't like it You can fucking split Think that you can take me Must be fucking thick Cause you skinny ass fucks Snap em in half like a twig Sensitive soul Sensitive soul Can't you see that the world Has got you in a chokehold Sensitive soul Tortured soul Can't you see that the world Already knows that you're just an asshole I'm the type of guy That likes to roam around I'm never in one place I never settle down Might say that I'm gonna If it'll get me paid I'd say just about anything Just to have it made I don't feel shit Cause my heart's a rock Don't like it You can fuck right off Do me a favour and Back the fuck Up and away from my face Or I'll crack your jaw
4.
God hates peace God loves war Doesn't give a fuck What you pray for That's why in Ancient Rome They worshipped Mars So if they didn't win They knew it was their fault They sacrificed themselves In the Devotio To lure the enemy gods To join them all down in hell If you have a pantheon Of multiple gods Easier to explain The primal cause But if there's only one It's good and evil both That's why the Vatican Was built worship Jove
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Dog's Noggin 02:13
What goes on In the noggin of the dog When he's staring right in your face What goes on In the noggin of the dog When he's staring out into space What goes on In the noggin of the dog When he's looking right in your eyes What goes on In the noggin of the dog When he's staring up at the sky It's a dog's life And we're just living in it Never thought twice just Follow my instincts When it's not nice Time to turn to your pets Fuck off all the humans No regrets Dog days of summer We're bumming at the beach Blazing like a maniac Stretching out my feet My man Chippie Is the king of his domain Fighting all comers Got a rep to maintain
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Zoom All Day 02:29
Fungus does wonders When you're fucked up and depressed Head under the covers Tryna focus on your breath From animal to vegetable to minerable it’s A world full of wonder Make you lose your fear of death And if you pair it with a nice sativa Turn an agnostic right into a believer Turn a slacker to an overachiever In technicolor no more Leave it to Beaver Spores and mycelium infecting your brainstem Some Golden teachers every time that you break bread Cubenzies psilocybin shaking my aching head Break through the other side That's how I take meds And if you pair it with a kick ass Punk band You'll make more vivid art than Kent Monkman Out of the upside down and place that's sunken And there's no hangover like getting drunk man You sip booze sniff yay I don't fuck with that crap I'm on Zoom all day And I ain't talking the app I'm on Zoom all day And I ain't talking the app I'm on Zoom all day Back in the Stone Age getting megalithic Speaking a language ancient and cryptic The modern era is hopelessly twisted The only remedy is smoking and tripping Walking home alone late night wasted Hearing voices yeah but they never say shit An apparition or imagination The little people outta sight are just waiting
7.
I'm living broke ass In a basement in East Van I'm smoking top grade To manifest the plan I'm drinking forties But I wanna change Cause it's the cannibals And the glamorous life Living all off our backs So costly costly I need the cannabis And the rest is all waste So where's the posse posse The Bastard Posse Posse And this Promiscuous world Diseasing me Don't know what you got But you gave it to me Obsessive rich world I know who you are I know you don't like me Cause I don't have a car Political world I don't give a fuck Your analysis is bullshit And your rallies all suck Belligerent world You're so immature If you were solid Then you'd know how to approach this cur Oh yeah Believe me babe I see your shackles I see you're a slave The only hope you have Is in the grave That's why you never do Nothing while you still alive
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The Devil lives in Vancouver It's obvious if you stay long enough The Devil got nothing to prove here Cause evil has already won Founded by a pimp to traffic humans First building was a brothel and a bar Built to serve the local community Of criminals and colonisers The second building was an opium den With coffins attached to the wall To complete the unholy trinity Third building was a temperance hall Just take the number 20 down Hastings Street Any hour of the night or day See the tragedy of this whole nation's trauma Sprawling on the street on display A million dollars to the poverty pimps Changing hands daily but nothing ever change They're making millions off supplying services Obviously they want it this way The biggest dealers live in Shaughnessy British Properties across the way People like the Guinness family Profiting on other people's pain And you can topple the statue of Gassy Jack Paint it red or agitate to smash the state But these structures of oppression won't end Until they're toppled by a hundred foot wave

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Our second album features a bunch of styles from old songs reworked and a pile of new ones, available on limited edition cassette tapes from
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Turn it up loud, crack a beer, light one up and enjoy!!!

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released February 16, 2024

recorded and mixed by Peetr Nickle at Nude Beach Studios, North Bay Ontario
Vyvyan Bastard - guitar and vocals
Kevin Bastard - drums and vocals
Pee Pee Bastard - bass
Davey, Mick Bastard - lyrics and vocals

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Tall Pork North Bay, Ontario

Old school Punk Rock from North Bay, Ontario...
Guitars and vocals by Vyvyan Bastard
Drums by Kevid Bastard
Bass by Pee Pee Bastard
Lyrics and vocals by Davey the Mick Bastard

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